If God is Love, then Love is Divine! Celebrate it, transmit it, multiply it! The Universe has no choice but to give it back to you, ten fold! Where there is Love, there is no fear, or sadness, only joy and peace.

Despicable me 2 (2013)

A highly unusual premise in the first film made this an awaited sequel. The team gives us more entertainment, more comic situations and more sub plots in a faster more dramatic story. Yes the first one was path breaking, but here they stuck to the safer ‘worldly’ realm.

The highlight of the film, are without a doubt, the Minions. In the last film they were the supporting cast but here they are pretty much the strength of the ensemble of characters. Gru and his girls, Dr. Nefario, Lucy and the others take us on a ‘whodunnit’ tale with comedy at every corner.

Enjoy the humour that needs no words and see something which is as far from ‘despicable’ as can be!

3.5/5

Lootera (2013)

Director of ‘Udaan’, Vikramaditya Motwane brings us a fine, period romance, set in the 1950s. Having assisted Sanjay Leela Bhansali, you get glimpses of the aesthetics and detail which only SLB brings alive on the screen.

It is a delicate balance to make a film like this work on screen, and from the first frame onwards, the directors weaves a world, gently holding your hand, taking you along with his story. Once that is established, the story unfolds at a leisurely pace. I won’t call it slow, because it is appropriate for the period it is set in. There are dramatic and emotional high points in the film which are intense and heart wrenching.

Though I am not a fan of Sonakshi, I have to admit the girl looks the part, but more importantly does a complex role in an understated and confident manner. Ranvir Singh is in a very different avatar from his previous films, very soft spoken and restrained, which he does well.

The story is predictable but beautiful. Part of the plot is based on O’Henry’s short story ‘The Last Leaf’. The music is soft and melodious, supporting the plot well. Most times songs are part of the background and the expressions of the lead actors carry the tunes.

The locales that have been captured, the cinematography and the ‘visual story’ that runs parallel to the plot is the highlight of the film. The way the changing landscape and seasons have been presented shows the many levels this deep tale has.

Overall, it was a rich experience, definitely not for the masses. It would be like serving Creme Brulé to people who only like Jello.

3.5/5

Class of 1997

16 years later, as I sat in the Emirates Theatre for my neice Revna’s high school graduation, many emotions, memories, friendships came flooding back, as was expected.

I walked in to the Emirates International School (EIS), with a few very old members of staff recognising me. I wanted to be everywhere at once, talk to everyone, take in all the detail, and hold on to it as much as I could. I recognised the familiar scent of the school, every place has its own fragrance, and this was the place where I spent the best 4 years of my school life. I saw myself in the pages of the yearbook, through the eager twinkly eyes of the students who welcomed me.

I remember moving from Cambridge High School (CHS) in 1993, where some excellent teachers taught. Three of them had moved to EIS; my mentor and academic mother, Pratibha Rao, my History teacher Harpinder Kaur and the one who singularly worked with me on my writing, Anna Valencia.

Nothing can describe walking down those steps, almost like doing a deep sea dive into the ocean of memories it held for everyone who ever went to EIS. The numerous events, plays, shows, speeches, International Days, Friendship Days, Earth Days flashed before my eyes, knowing full well I had a few hours to relive those moments and that was certainly not enough.

Proud parents were talking about their children’s achievements, we were glancing at the program, which had now transformed to the one I saw with baited breath while I waited to enter the theatre back in 1997. My mother’s voice echoed in my head, where she celebrated my moment back then. While I relished the ‘picture in picture’ I was seeing of my own memories and the present, I drifted back in time when our life was so much simpler!

The Ski Trip in 1994, where I was the source of much entertainment for the group. The willingness to be part of every team; The Torch, The Yearbook, The Student Council. Getting prepared for exams, watching teachers struggle with us, us with them, many leaving us, but we still got through the years and exams that followed, and did well.

I remembered words like ‘kaleidoscope’ , ‘microcosm’, ‘valediction’. Our school uniform and how the teachers put on a play for us, pretending to be students in our clothes. Its as if there’s one door and a hundred people trying to get through it, all at once, so I brought myself back to the present, ready to hoot and cheer the achievements of the present.

It was truly an International school, where there were more than 21 nationalities in our graduating class of around 45. This time round, the Class of 2013 was more than 80, and since they had so much to get through, they finished it promptly in 2 hours. Someone asked me, “Which ceremony was better?”. “Ours, without a doubt”, I said.

We had a more personal ceremony, with a beautiful song which played at the end. My memory fails me but I am sure someone will remember and mention it once they read the story. There was a huge backdrop of our caricatures on the stage behind our seats. The talent of the school performed for us and it was time to say bye to our dear friends on 29th of May, 1997.

We went to all corners of the world, studying in the world’s best universities, some starting families, some taking care of businesses, we all had our path ahead of us. 16 years later, thanks to facebook, we still keep in touch, and its great to see how well everyone has progressed. Some people haven’t aged at all and still look like they ‘seize the day’! It’s great to read (don’t kill me) about the parenting woes of many, while for me these people haven’t aged beyond 18!

What was the one thing I took with me from my high school experience? It was confidence. It had prepared me for the real world and I knew if I survived the IB Diploma, whilst maintaining the many friendships and activities, I would be fine in college and the real world.

I would just like to take this moment and tell my friends how much I miss those times. While wandering the corridors of the school and the open court yard in the middle, the canteen and the library, I could see ghosts of our past. How I wish we could all go back and visit the school together and of course have a reunion. Some of the couples who have families met way back in high school, so if that isn’t a success story, what is?

I hope wherever you are, whichever corner of the world, that you are happy, and look back on this time as I do, with nostalgic fondness.

CASoholic Sandeep

Ghanchakkar (2013)

After directing films like ‘Aamir’ and ‘No one killed Jessica’ one wonders what possessed Raj Kumar Gupta to make this film. Sometimes I thought he was bored, or had an idea for a short film which should have been made with unknown actors. Since UTV had produced his first two films, he thought they would turn this non-idea and pull crowds to the theatres with the Dirty Picture team.

A sham! A fraud! I felt cheated and barring the few forced laughs, I did not enjoy Vidya screaming. Emraan on the other hand, did a good job of what he was supposed to do. Rajesh Sharma and Namit Das lend able support, but nothing, I repeat nothing, can save this film. Save Money, Petrol Prices have just increased again!

0.5/5

The Heat (2013)

bleep **** blank %$£@ beep. Nothing could prepare me for the profane riot that this film was! Either catch that thread and keep rolling in your seat, sometimes out of it, clapping away at the scandalous nature of the sense of humour, or sit quietly and wonder why the moron behind you is going crazy.

After her few scenes in Hangover 3 as Cassie (yes that was her), Melissa McCarthy shocks, entertains and keeps surprising us as Mullins in this ‘Chalk has to work with Cheese’ Crime Comedy. In this instance the chalk was Sandra Bullock, and these two ‘poles apart’ personalities had to work together to solve a drug scam.

Their chemistry and compromise make the film so unique, while the writing and choice of profanity was genius. Yes, it takes brains to string a limited vocabulary to make you laugh, again and again and again!

It is an R-rated film, and rightly so! Please watch it where the content is not ‘bleeped’ out, otherwise its no fun.

3.5/5

Good bye June and half of 2013

Thank you for everything! Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani. A festive birthday weekend. The adventures with Tigers, boats, bikes, planes and Tuk Tuks. The unforgettable stupor. The realization. YJHD. Endless painful tearful laughter. Long talks and fresh perspectives with dear friends. The walk on Juhu beach. Short stories and long silences. Movies&Musings. UNO. Inside jokes. DTPH. Chance vs. Fate / Luck vs. Destiny. Coffee. Sheesha. Green Tea. Mute looks which speak volumes. A farewell. Mumbai Monsoon. Jhalak Dikhlaja Season 6. YJHD. Family visits. Little Britain. W&G. The 3 hour blackout, and the transformation that followed in the candle light. The ‘hilarious’ Heat. The walk at 3am in the rain. FRIENDS. Seeing the miracle of life. So much to be grateful for.

I am looking for a dumb phone please…

I bought the new Blackberry Q 10 last month. You don’t have to be so surprised, yes they still do make and sell Blackberry phones, and I am not that rare individual who still wants or owns one. I am a loyalist, almost monogamous to this brand, and didn’t fall prey to the seduction of the ‘touch me anywhere’ Apple, or a ‘turn me on by looking at me’ Samsung.

Back in the day, when I was married to a Nokia, I considered divorce only for a very legitimate reason. Actually, I wouldn’t even call it a divorce, more an Annulment (I see some FRIENDS fans grinning), because the Blackberry Messenger (BBM) was a revolutionary way for me to be in touch with friends and family across the world.

The journey had begun with a curve which had a track ball, remember those things? Then we moved on to bigger and BOLDer things, larger keypads, track pads, the ever annoying pre-historic rebooting by taking out the battery. Only when I found a white Bold 4 in my hands did I realise two things:

A Blackberry phone is not a matter of researching the best model, but the luck of the draw. Even if you do your best research, your individual handset could be accompanied by a curse or be possessed by the ghost of one of the many disgruntled users. The screen may flash, dance, move without being touched, almost like an electronic Ouija board to summon the dead. My particular handset had a weird malady; it would switch off the EDGE/3G while I was on a call. Be it a 4 or 30 minute call later, all messages from various ends would come flooding in. The battery life was bad, but when the software was upgraded, it worked all day. Odd for someone like RIM who are the first to make Smartphones.

A Newer model isn’t necessarily a better model. My Bold 2 worked extremely well, and this one had so many issues. But I still waited patiently for the Q10.

The Z10 that preceded the Q10 had got mixed reviews, it was an all touch phone, with the new Blackberry 10 software. Now this is where it gets tricky. If RIM have released the software with this phone, by the time the Q10 hit the market a few months later, there should have been plenty of awareness about the software. Instead, when I got the phone, its as if I was going to spy school with two dear friends who were guiding me about the handset in a classified manner. The first friend sat through coffee with me whilst I explored her Q10 handset, finding it complicated. Blackberry wanted you to swish from south to north and answer a call by swishing from centre to south. They wanted your fingers to become jelly because you obviously owned an iPod or iPad, where you swish left to right. It was their last desperate attempt to cling on to a market share which was dwindling because they didn’t keep up with the times.

Then came the arduous task of transferring data. The handset came in a tiny packaging, with no literature or mini cd which would act as navigation in the unknown land of the ‘10’ software. Thankfully my friend was a technical wizard who had figured out all the specifics and helped me make the most informed ‘phone purchase’ decision of my life. We used the lesser known, exclusive for ‘10’, Blackberry link software where my other tech savvy friend made the transfer. It was like our own clandestine project.

Once my new phone was up and running, the BBM made the announcement by default on my status message, ‘I have made the switch to Blackberry 10’. Cool, saves me the hassle, I thought, but as with every new technology, it took a few days to figure out certain things, which would have taken me weeks, but thanks to my friends, took much much less.

So how’s the Q10 experience?

I found the phone heating up while charging and also while using it for long calls. An alarming fact for an advanced piece of software and hardware in 2013.

Many functions are embedded, where you need to press and hold an icon to discover what else is available. Why those functions couldn’t just be listed in the menu key on the right amazes me.

The keypad and screen are the biggest assets, whilst the camera with its many filters and effects is of very sharp quality, but the function where you can choose a few frames before and after clicking a photo make it unique.

The search option has expanded to cover all the contents in your phone, so its easier to locate stuff across various applications.

Am still trying to figure out how to view properties of images, their size, why we don’t have access to the screen grabber app even though we have an inbuilt screen shot by pressing the keys on the right.

This handset gives you the option to restart without removing the battery in a straight forward manner. My brother had enlightened me about the earlier models where there was a short cut to do the same, but it was knowledge out of the secret archives from the Vatican, not known by most.

You open a screen and it stays open, you minimize it, the live feeds still continue. You can work on multiple screens spread over multiple pages, which gives it an edge over the iPhone and others. How this impacts your Data package, my phone bill is yet to reveal, the aesthetics and utility of it are of course, attractive.

The hub is the access to all your messages, text, sms, email, which is annoying. Why not have a dedicated email icon which shows a notification when you have a new email. Here you keep checking the hub when any new notification arises. There isn’t an option which lets you ‘delete from handheld and original inbox’ as was with previous models.

The pre-installed Facebook doesn’t show notifications, one has to manually open it and slide down for any updates.

The BBM keeps all chats in the main window, and no matter how many times you choose to keep the group chats separate from the individual ones, they get bunched up.

It is so difficult to select and copy, probably because I have large fingers and also this all touch interface doesn’t help. Try copying a number from a contact and pasting it in a chat. If someone figures it out, please let me know.

The phone automatically links Facebook profiles and you can see updates under your contact. The Facebook picture of the contact is linked and flashes on your phone, if not the BBM display picture. Another thing to figure out how to disable.

The battery life is excellent, lasting 12-15 hours, and still works while its on yellow and red alerts.

Final Verdict: Should you get this phone?

I would only recommend this phone if you want a keypad. . Is the ‘10’ software so revolutionary that it warrants a shift? No. I miss my old Bold 4 which was an easier experience. A few days after I bought the Q10 we heard that the BBM would be available as an app on iOS and Android. Great! Now what am I supposed to do with this phone which became a relic even before it turned a month old?

As a self confessed ‘phone addict’, a complaint by many family and friends, I am constantly using it to connect, express and communicate. If you think about it, what single item do you touch the most in your daily life? I guess answers could be varied here, but the mobile phone would probably be number 1 on many lists. It is like a family member, not like the grand dad Television, but the great grandson, who is young and evolves so frequently.

I have an APPLE enthusiast who owns every generation of EVERY item. He has been convincing me to change fruits for a long time, but I didn’t want to join the herd. Ever heard the joke, “Whatsapp is the poor man’s BBM?” Well now there are more people on the dreaded Whatsapp and I keep seeing names disappearing, sometimes even without a formal announcement, from my BBM list. I often loyally state that I will stick to the phone until I have even ONE person left on my list. Now with the BBM app soon becoming available to every mobile phone, I think my dramatic efforts will not be required.

I guess RIM had to use their trump card, the BBM as a way to ensure they are not wiped out clean from mobile phone history. If you cannot beat APPLE , SAMSUNG and NOKIA, just give all phone users the app that is the best chat software the world has seen, and that’s one argument I refuse to lose. It will be a paid app like Whatsapp and will probably make RIM a lot more money with a lot less flack.

We live in a world where we are judged by what technology we use, so imagine my amusement when I proudly say, ‘See my new phone!’ which is followed by a quizzical ‘What’s that? The Crackberry?!’

I BOLDly went where no man had gone and now I may be believing in the age old saying, “An APPLE a day keeps the doctor away”. But nothing will make me part with my NOKIA N95 8GB which still works brilliantly, has an excellent video camera and though at its time was the smartest phone, is now my reliable not-so-bright phone.

It is a dependable second phone which will work without being configured to any email or iTunes account, just pop your sim card in and voila! I seriously think the time is not far when we’ll prefer an ‘sms and phone call only’ phone. Ok that is my ‘Phon-o-holics Anonymous’ group meeting talking, not me!

World War Z

Not the first one to line up for such a film, thankfully the Zombie quotient in this one wasn’t gory or over the top. The key elements used by director Marc Forster are fear of the unknown and trying to gather knowledge along the way to understand, contain and eradicate the Zombie pandemic that has struck the planet. Brad Pitt as UN employee Gerry Lane plays the part of an obvious A-list Hollywood actor who knows the film is riding as much on him as it is on the special effects and crazy zombies.

The strength of the film is the ‘on the edge’ thrilling moments and of course the sequences where humans convert into zombies and start attacking each other. The fear factor is high and we had many moments where the audience was holding its breath together, breaking into nervous laughter and gasps together. Some sudden surprises and novel action/destruction scenes make it a good thriller after a long time.

The 3D isn’t required but nowadays its like a technology epidemic without any vaccine.

3.5/5

Man of Steel (2013)

A character created in 1933, is still going strong 80 years later. In this reboot, we see the story of Superman told with rich visual detail from his birth till date. His journey from Krypton to Earth, and most importantly the rationale for that, is well developed. The motive of those who oppose Superman, or rather, what he and his Krypton family stand for, is also appropriate.

The visual effects of the film tend to get too dramatic. Though they are of superb quality and precision, it gets a little draining for the viewer to take in all the 3D detail. The sequences which we see remind us of a lot of films in the past, and though they have achieved a good mix of all of them, it is still too much to digest.

The film tends to unfold like a video game at points, but that is not its only flaw. While the world is at stake, it seems the action is between Superman, the Daily Planet, the American Army vs. the Krypton Army. Its over simplified for an issue which threatens the genocide of the entire planet.

Henry Cavill fits the part of Superman very well, and so do the other artists who play his younger selves. His form gives him a real quality one can aspire towards, rather than an unreal super hero. Russel Crowe as his father, Michael Shannon as General Zod, Kevin Costner & Diane Lane as his Earth parents, all lend credibility to roles and also support a younger actor like Henry. This was probably missing from the earlier ‘Superman Returns’ starring Brandon Routh.

The action and the slow drama scenes were entertaining but the film as a whole leaves you wanting the same dish served differently. It could have worked better if it was of shorter length, and not too over simplistic. Its strength was the flashbacks which kept us informed of the development of Superman.

It is a Summer special effects bonanza with the Nolan, Snyder and Zimmer names attached to it.

2.5/5