I am looking for a dumb phone please…

I bought the new Blackberry Q 10 last month. You don’t have to be so surprised, yes they still do make and sell Blackberry phones, and I am not that rare individual who still wants or owns one. I am a loyalist, almost monogamous to this brand, and didn’t fall prey to the seduction of the ‘touch me anywhere’ Apple, or a ‘turn me on by looking at me’ Samsung.

Back in the day, when I was married to a Nokia, I considered divorce only for a very legitimate reason. Actually, I wouldn’t even call it a divorce, more an Annulment (I see some FRIENDS fans grinning), because the Blackberry Messenger (BBM) was a revolutionary way for me to be in touch with friends and family across the world.

The journey had begun with a curve which had a track ball, remember those things? Then we moved on to bigger and BOLDer things, larger keypads, track pads, the ever annoying pre-historic rebooting by taking out the battery. Only when I found a white Bold 4 in my hands did I realise two things:

A Blackberry phone is not a matter of researching the best model, but the luck of the draw. Even if you do your best research, your individual handset could be accompanied by a curse or be possessed by the ghost of one of the many disgruntled users. The screen may flash, dance, move without being touched, almost like an electronic Ouija board to summon the dead. My particular handset had a weird malady; it would switch off the EDGE/3G while I was on a call. Be it a 4 or 30 minute call later, all messages from various ends would come flooding in. The battery life was bad, but when the software was upgraded, it worked all day. Odd for someone like RIM who are the first to make Smartphones.

A Newer model isn’t necessarily a better model. My Bold 2 worked extremely well, and this one had so many issues. But I still waited patiently for the Q10.

The Z10 that preceded the Q10 had got mixed reviews, it was an all touch phone, with the new Blackberry 10 software. Now this is where it gets tricky. If RIM have released the software with this phone, by the time the Q10 hit the market a few months later, there should have been plenty of awareness about the software. Instead, when I got the phone, its as if I was going to spy school with two dear friends who were guiding me about the handset in a classified manner. The first friend sat through coffee with me whilst I explored her Q10 handset, finding it complicated. Blackberry wanted you to swish from south to north and answer a call by swishing from centre to south. They wanted your fingers to become jelly because you obviously owned an iPod or iPad, where you swish left to right. It was their last desperate attempt to cling on to a market share which was dwindling because they didn’t keep up with the times.

Then came the arduous task of transferring data. The handset came in a tiny packaging, with no literature or mini cd which would act as navigation in the unknown land of the ‘10’ software. Thankfully my friend was a technical wizard who had figured out all the specifics and helped me make the most informed ‘phone purchase’ decision of my life. We used the lesser known, exclusive for ‘10’, Blackberry link software where my other tech savvy friend made the transfer. It was like our own clandestine project.

Once my new phone was up and running, the BBM made the announcement by default on my status message, ‘I have made the switch to Blackberry 10’. Cool, saves me the hassle, I thought, but as with every new technology, it took a few days to figure out certain things, which would have taken me weeks, but thanks to my friends, took much much less.

So how’s the Q10 experience?

I found the phone heating up while charging and also while using it for long calls. An alarming fact for an advanced piece of software and hardware in 2013.

Many functions are embedded, where you need to press and hold an icon to discover what else is available. Why those functions couldn’t just be listed in the menu key on the right amazes me.

The keypad and screen are the biggest assets, whilst the camera with its many filters and effects is of very sharp quality, but the function where you can choose a few frames before and after clicking a photo make it unique.

The search option has expanded to cover all the contents in your phone, so its easier to locate stuff across various applications.

Am still trying to figure out how to view properties of images, their size, why we don’t have access to the screen grabber app even though we have an inbuilt screen shot by pressing the keys on the right.

This handset gives you the option to restart without removing the battery in a straight forward manner. My brother had enlightened me about the earlier models where there was a short cut to do the same, but it was knowledge out of the secret archives from the Vatican, not known by most.

You open a screen and it stays open, you minimize it, the live feeds still continue. You can work on multiple screens spread over multiple pages, which gives it an edge over the iPhone and others. How this impacts your Data package, my phone bill is yet to reveal, the aesthetics and utility of it are of course, attractive.

The hub is the access to all your messages, text, sms, email, which is annoying. Why not have a dedicated email icon which shows a notification when you have a new email. Here you keep checking the hub when any new notification arises. There isn’t an option which lets you ‘delete from handheld and original inbox’ as was with previous models.

The pre-installed Facebook doesn’t show notifications, one has to manually open it and slide down for any updates.

The BBM keeps all chats in the main window, and no matter how many times you choose to keep the group chats separate from the individual ones, they get bunched up.

It is so difficult to select and copy, probably because I have large fingers and also this all touch interface doesn’t help. Try copying a number from a contact and pasting it in a chat. If someone figures it out, please let me know.

The phone automatically links Facebook profiles and you can see updates under your contact. The Facebook picture of the contact is linked and flashes on your phone, if not the BBM display picture. Another thing to figure out how to disable.

The battery life is excellent, lasting 12-15 hours, and still works while its on yellow and red alerts.

Final Verdict: Should you get this phone?

I would only recommend this phone if you want a keypad. . Is the ‘10’ software so revolutionary that it warrants a shift? No. I miss my old Bold 4 which was an easier experience. A few days after I bought the Q10 we heard that the BBM would be available as an app on iOS and Android. Great! Now what am I supposed to do with this phone which became a relic even before it turned a month old?

As a self confessed ‘phone addict’, a complaint by many family and friends, I am constantly using it to connect, express and communicate. If you think about it, what single item do you touch the most in your daily life? I guess answers could be varied here, but the mobile phone would probably be number 1 on many lists. It is like a family member, not like the grand dad Television, but the great grandson, who is young and evolves so frequently.

I have an APPLE enthusiast who owns every generation of EVERY item. He has been convincing me to change fruits for a long time, but I didn’t want to join the herd. Ever heard the joke, “Whatsapp is the poor man’s BBM?” Well now there are more people on the dreaded Whatsapp and I keep seeing names disappearing, sometimes even without a formal announcement, from my BBM list. I often loyally state that I will stick to the phone until I have even ONE person left on my list. Now with the BBM app soon becoming available to every mobile phone, I think my dramatic efforts will not be required.

I guess RIM had to use their trump card, the BBM as a way to ensure they are not wiped out clean from mobile phone history. If you cannot beat APPLE , SAMSUNG and NOKIA, just give all phone users the app that is the best chat software the world has seen, and that’s one argument I refuse to lose. It will be a paid app like Whatsapp and will probably make RIM a lot more money with a lot less flack.

We live in a world where we are judged by what technology we use, so imagine my amusement when I proudly say, ‘See my new phone!’ which is followed by a quizzical ‘What’s that? The Crackberry?!’

I BOLDly went where no man had gone and now I may be believing in the age old saying, “An APPLE a day keeps the doctor away”. But nothing will make me part with my NOKIA N95 8GB which still works brilliantly, has an excellent video camera and though at its time was the smartest phone, is now my reliable not-so-bright phone.

It is a dependable second phone which will work without being configured to any email or iTunes account, just pop your sim card in and voila! I seriously think the time is not far when we’ll prefer an ‘sms and phone call only’ phone. Ok that is my ‘Phon-o-holics Anonymous’ group meeting talking, not me!

World War Z

Not the first one to line up for such a film, thankfully the Zombie quotient in this one wasn’t gory or over the top. The key elements used by director Marc Forster are fear of the unknown and trying to gather knowledge along the way to understand, contain and eradicate the Zombie pandemic that has struck the planet. Brad Pitt as UN employee Gerry Lane plays the part of an obvious A-list Hollywood actor who knows the film is riding as much on him as it is on the special effects and crazy zombies.

The strength of the film is the ‘on the edge’ thrilling moments and of course the sequences where humans convert into zombies and start attacking each other. The fear factor is high and we had many moments where the audience was holding its breath together, breaking into nervous laughter and gasps together. Some sudden surprises and novel action/destruction scenes make it a good thriller after a long time.

The 3D isn’t required but nowadays its like a technology epidemic without any vaccine.

3.5/5

Man of Steel (2013)

A character created in 1933, is still going strong 80 years later. In this reboot, we see the story of Superman told with rich visual detail from his birth till date. His journey from Krypton to Earth, and most importantly the rationale for that, is well developed. The motive of those who oppose Superman, or rather, what he and his Krypton family stand for, is also appropriate.

The visual effects of the film tend to get too dramatic. Though they are of superb quality and precision, it gets a little draining for the viewer to take in all the 3D detail. The sequences which we see remind us of a lot of films in the past, and though they have achieved a good mix of all of them, it is still too much to digest.

The film tends to unfold like a video game at points, but that is not its only flaw. While the world is at stake, it seems the action is between Superman, the Daily Planet, the American Army vs. the Krypton Army. Its over simplified for an issue which threatens the genocide of the entire planet.

Henry Cavill fits the part of Superman very well, and so do the other artists who play his younger selves. His form gives him a real quality one can aspire towards, rather than an unreal super hero. Russel Crowe as his father, Michael Shannon as General Zod, Kevin Costner & Diane Lane as his Earth parents, all lend credibility to roles and also support a younger actor like Henry. This was probably missing from the earlier ‘Superman Returns’ starring Brandon Routh.

The action and the slow drama scenes were entertaining but the film as a whole leaves you wanting the same dish served differently. It could have worked better if it was of shorter length, and not too over simplistic. Its strength was the flashbacks which kept us informed of the development of Superman.

It is a Summer special effects bonanza with the Nolan, Snyder and Zimmer names attached to it.

2.5/5

The Nature of Love

Love by its very nature is unrequited. If love blossoms in two people at the same time, same pace, it would be a rare miracle. One of us is usually more sure than the other, or as is the case many times, has already walked down far along the road, alone. We keep glancing at the hand we think we are holding, but it is either a memory, or an idea of how we want our love to be. We then realise we are alone and keep yearning for our vision to come true, and that is what love songs, movies, poems, stories are made of. An endless hope of fulfillment and a destination of happiness we hope to arrive at with someone. While we yearn for someone, someone else longs for us. This unseen transfer of love and its swift transformation from hope to despair and back again makes the world go round. Its a cycle and the sooner we realise its very nature, we will stop trying to change it, and enjoy it while it brings us joy.

Now You See Me

Magic is deception, we trust the magician and believe the trick. This film shows the skills of 4 illusionists and others entwined in their story. High production value scenes packed with crowds and spectacles, interspersed with a FBI/Interpol agent chase give it a fairly fast pace. The acts leave you wondering ‘how??’ and thankfully, you are given answers. Soon the plot takes on a ‘whodunnit’ angle and you are left guessing. The end was not predictable, but a bit of a downer. Probably one scene less and the punch would be just right.

3/5

Hangover 3

What made this franchise fun? A drunk night that nobody had a memory of, followed by events where the ‘wolf pack’ tries to fix and remedy the situation. The tension in this one is different. I wouldn’t say it is entirely not entertaining, but it definitely doesn’t have the humour or the madness of its predecessors.

While this situation is comic at times, but there are certain jokes (PETA take note) which don’t work at all. Mr. Chow is doing all the dirty work here to make sure we laugh, while the rest are trying their best but not succeeding, except some lines from Alan (Zach).

Overall, it wasn’t a fitting end to a franchise which was notoriously funny, wild and shocking.

2/5

Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

Director Ayan Mukherji brings a variety of emotions and nuances of relationships alive on screen, in this closeted musical film. I guess he had hoped but not imagined that all the songs would be so well received, but they are not the only reason this film is good. Here goes…

The writing of the film is meaningful. You have a lot of depth packed into a few dialogues, scenes are short and crisp and so much is said and inferred with body language and eye contact that this doesn’t seem to be a second film of a 29 year old director. People have found the first half packed and fun and the second half slow. Well, the pace was meant to be a slower, and yes I found both halves in appropriate speed limits.

It is difficult to make Deepika look different, or act different, but they have achieved that. She has communicated silently, mostly using her eyes, which is a feat for a young actress. Kalki is a feisty young girl, and fits her character to the T. Aditya is suffering from a different addiction this time, but the last one made more than 100 crores at the box office, so go ahead, indulge! Ranbir, is, well, Ranbir. The perfect combination of genes, talent, looks and sheer hardwork, this man is flawless.

The songs are catchy, fun, different and well shot. I think it was a masterstroke idea to get the crowd revved up by starting with Madhuri’s item number. The womans’ still got it and we get a tiny peek into what entertainment awaits us.

We get to see some beautiful locations around India and the world, which act as mere props because the story is stronger than the visual. A Karan Johar production through and through!

The spectrum of human emotions served delicately, this film is friendship, love, family, work and passion!

4/5

The Great Gatsby

The excess, success and progress of America come alive on screen in a vivid, almost poetic form by director Baz Luhrmann.

Its in the many details of the film that you will find the various forms of love. The love that can endure, wait and persevere is present alongside love that can sway, be short lived and is perhaps fickle.

The irony here is not love itself, but the grand stage one sets for something which is always intended to be a personal moment. Its the balance that the film strikes between the noise and the silence, the grandeur and the pain, the selfishness and the selflessness that you step back and question your own belief of love.

Leonardo has once again walked the tight rope and shown the complexity of an ambitious man in love. Carey Mulligan is a victim of her own choices, showing wondrous fleeting moments of love, amongst her spoils. Tobey Maguire plays the fine narrator of a quixotic tale he didn’t want to be a part off, but was swept away by it like the rest of us.

Its artistic treatment and sparks of brilliance indeed make it ‘Great’.

Indulge yourself, old sport!

4/5

All in a day…

5 malls. A 90 minute massage. A coffee with a friend. Checked out the new Q 10 blackberry.. Me likey! My favourite Fleur de Lis cake at Pauls. Picked a birthday present. Bought another set of pressies. My favourite Cafe mOre, caught up with another friend. Driving around the spotless city, listened to my favourite music. Now I know why I missed you.